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这一次,破坏王拉尔夫和云妮洛普又闯祸了,导致了云妮洛普所在的游戏《甜蜜冲刺》的游戏机方向盘遭到了损坏这是一台非常古老的街机,在整个互联网中,只有一只备用方向盘正在销售,然而它的售价实在是非常昂贵,老板决定放弃这台机器,将它解体变卖。 ; w6 g+ { `0 n, h$ g$ P) k
这也就意味着,《甜蜜冲刺》里的角色们将永远失去他们的家园为了避免这一悲剧的发生,拉尔夫和云妮洛普决定亲自到互联网里去走一遭,买回方向盘一路上,他们惹了无数的笑料,犯了无数令人啼笑皆非的错误为了赚钱,拉尔夫不惜亲自出马成为视频网站的网红赚取点击量变现,而云妮洛普则在另一款赛车游戏《狂野飙车》里找到了真正的自我。
- a) b1 t; H/ {0 B! e! c 精彩词句学起来:1. I rest my case. 我的话讲完了2. My mind is blown! 我太吃惊了3. Man, Id kill for even just a new track. 要是能有条新轨道,我什么都愿意做。 2 N g% ?5 X- H: L* ^% W
4. We have a situation. 我们有麻烦了5. Well, beggars cant be choosers, can they? 要饭的哪能挑肥拣瘦啊6. I will cover for you. 我会帮你善后的。 , [0 Y' ]! p& J- s8 n7 Y6 Y
7. You mess with the bull, you get the horns, little girl! 老虎屁股摸不得啊,小姑娘精彩片段对白:YESSS: Okay, Ill redirect our newest pop-up to OhMyDisney.com.。
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VANELLOPE: Aw, come on. Princesses and cartoon characters? Lame.EEYORE: Hey, easy there.VANELLOPE: Oh, I mean, no offense or anything. Well, time to get to work. , G7 {4 u; J2 s9 P. C! a/ |
ANNOUNCER: And for your final question. "My friends would describe me as?"GIRL USER: Smart, funny, kind, or brave. Um...Kind, I guess? 4 n2 K( \! a& A( T1 O5 B
ANNOUNCER: Based on your answers, your princess BFF is Snow White!SNOW WHITE: I do believe our friendship will be the fairest of them all! & X4 c. m8 t' Z5 [7 @4 d
VANELLOPE: Hey, wanna meet my BFF? Its Wreck-It Ralph. Just click here to see his new video.(BEEPS)VANELLOPE: Thank you.
8 k4 ]& e: Z: h0 ?6 A* ]$ x6 u6 r MAN USER 1: Yeah, um, in Captain America: The First Avenger...Red Skull refers to Yggdrasil, the World Tree, Guardian of Wisdom and Fate. Are we to believe, sir, that you are a descendant of that tree?
S" ~5 Q! e. U' q# h$ d6 H3 o) q GROOT: I am Groot.MALE USER 1: Okay, okay. Thank you very much.FEMALE USER: Um, what is Drax really like?
2 y q# Q7 _4 E0 M! V( ^- ~7 q GROOT: I am Groot.FEMALE USER: Thank you.MALE USER 2: Yeah. Are you a conifer or a fruit-bearing tree? K' b; ` w$ _+ c( i
VANELLOPE: I... Excuse me. Ill take this one. He is Groot, I am Vanellope, click here to meet Wreck-It Ralph. Eh, this is almost too easy. - X1 O! O4 i/ C, E9 C5 n' s' H' c' a0 r
STORMTROOPER 1: Hey, do you have a permit for that pop-up?VANELLOPE: Uh...STORMTROOPER 1: Thats unauthorized clickbait. Youre coming with us, kid.
. j; s# S; x- E3 X2 R VANELLOPE: Boop!(SCREAMS)STORMTROOPER 2: Shes getting away.(ANNOUNCER CHATTERING)STORMTROOPER 3: This way. 3 H( o+ s* L8 h+ ~1 h
VANELLOPE: Ooh! Sorry, mister!GRUMPY: Hey, cant you read? Cast members only!(VANELLOPE PANTING, EXCLAIMS) & _9 z; k- [1 n- z% y
STORMTROOPER 2: I think she went down this way. Come on.STORMTROOPER 3: Roger that.STORMTROOPER 3: Did you see a kid come through here?
# W) o4 i! Y9 i5 V8 j$ F t+ Y GRUMPY: She came running through here like a headless hen.(STRAINING)STORMTROOPER 3: Any sign of her? $ {! e# ^5 h* M- |$ F @
STORMTROOPER 2: No, maybe she went down to the Air Bud pavilion.STORMTROOPER 3: Come on. Lets check it out. 4 X: v8 J9 ?+ Y% X3 L! d, y2 y
(PRINCESSES CHATTERING)(PRINCESS HUMMING)(PRINCESSES GASPING)VANELLOPE: Uh, hi!(PRINCESSES GRUNTING, SHOUTING) 2 Y& }7 l' } Y/ C
VANELLOPE: Whoa, whoa. Ladies, I can explain. See, Im a princess, too.ANNA: Wait, what?VANELLOPE: Yeah. Princess Vanellope Von Schweetz...of the, uh, Sugar Rush Von Schweetzes. Im sure youve heard of us. Itd be embarrassing for you if you havent. (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) 5 z, V9 F: r6 d1 Z4 j, J( D- R
POCAHONTAS: Huh. What kind of a princess are you?VANELLOPE: What kind?RAPUNZEL: Do you have magic hair? 2 C0 X3 ]& Q- }' p# S4 p
VANELLOPE: No.ELSA: Magic hands?VANELLOPE: No.CINDERELLA: Do animals talk to you?VANELLOPE: No.SNOW WHITE: Were you poisoned? " s& |7 ~" T- E! L
VANELLOPE: No!BOTH: Cursed?VANELLOPE: No!BOTH: Kidnapped or enslaved?VANELLOPE: No! Are you guys okay? Should I call the police? ' q A7 N" t% a1 D
ARIEL: Then I have to assume you made a deal with an underwater sea witch where she took your voice in exchange for a pair of human legs?
8 K7 n; c& ~% S$ j+ Z VANELLOPE: No! Good Lord, who would do that?SNOW WHITE: (SING-SONG) Have you ever had True Loves Kiss?
o0 k! C4 P" V9 [ VANELLOPE: Ew! Barf!JASMINE: Do you have daddy issues?VANELLOPE: I dont even have a mom.PRINCESSES: Neither do we!
' e3 i3 S+ Q0 O2 E! P RAPUNZEL: And now for the million-dollar question. Do people assume all your problems got solved because a big strong man showed up? 6 P# Y" d; X' \, t$ Q
VANELLOPE: Yes! What is up with that?ALL: She is a princess!(SNOW WHITE VOCALIZING)CINDERELLA: Who made your gown? Ive never seen anything quite like it.
/ J8 b7 b: B9 r5 Z6 r4 ^ VANELLOPE: Oh, this old thing?CINDERELLA: Oh, Id so love to have one of my own.AURORA: As would I.MOANA: Me too!
# k$ C4 X: n% D b C ELSA: So cool.RAPUNZEL: Best outfit ever!ARIEL: Ooh! I want one, too, you guys!CINDERELLA: Ill get my mice on this. (SIGHS) So this is love. All hail Princess Vanellope, the queen of comfy!
/ ]9 G4 e0 w1 ?& W, O% G4 Z (PRINCESSES CHEERING)RAPUNZEL: Yay, Vanellope!ARIEL: Of all the thingamabobs in this entire world...I never thought Id get to wear a real... whats it called again? Oh, yeah. Shirt. ♪ I once had a dream that I might wear a shirt... ♪ {% c2 T2 g, |! g; x
VANELLOPE: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait! Whats going on?JASMINE: Uh, shes singing.VANELLOPE: Yeah, but there was like music and a spotlight. Wait, you all saw it too, right? ! a1 R3 V1 [ P; \) b, t
TIANA: Thats what happens when a princess sings about her dreams.VANELLOPE: Oh, thats never happened to me. I mean, not even once. ) n; W% I3 l% s8 Y% N
RAPUNZEL: Why dont you give it a try? What is it you really want? Sing about that.VANELLOPE: Okay. Uh, sure. Huh. I could do that. Um, lets see. (CLEARS THROAT) ♪ Oh, steering wheel Oh, steering wheel ♪ Oh, yes I want a steering wheel ♪ (SCATTING)
" W2 \* |) D5 g* r) u+ q! t0 P# w( o BELLE: Well, there is a lot to unpack here.AURORA: Mmm-hmm.BELLE: So, this steering wheel you sing of, thats a metaphor? / b, w* J& b/ z" i3 I- U$ B% Y
VANELLOPE: Oh, no, no, no, its not a metaphor. I just... I literally want a steering wheel. I think the issue is I was a little pitchy.
7 M' u$ q& P5 u! m! W) w0 ]1 a MULAN: Maybe a little. But sometimes your song cant start until you go someplace to reflect.POCAHONTAS: What works for some of us is finding a form of water and staring at it.
! g' J5 u; m' k+ `1 z VANELLOPE: What?SNOW WHITE: Oh, yes, I like to stare at a wishing well!MOANA: I stare at the ocean.MULAN: Horse trough.
4 b( Y/ \! m) J4 o3 c$ e CINDERELLA: Soap bubbles!VANELLOPE: Wait, youre saying if I just stare at some water...ARIEL: Uh, important water.
( L. @2 W) p7 b& I VANELLOPE: Right. Of course. "Important water." I stare at the important water and somehow magically Ill start singing about my dream?
y" A! N" E2 T5 T2 T. p7 g RAPUNZEL: For sure.TIANA: Mmm-hmm.VANELLOPE: Uh, yeah, I dont think so, ladies, but thanks.(KNOCKS ON DOOR) / p6 f3 x4 ^+ X& n Q! t Z$ J
C-3PO: Five minutes, Princesses. Another "Which Disney Princess Are You?" quizlet starts in five minutes.
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BELLE: And best of luck finding your song.MERIDA: (SPEAKING SCOTTISH ENGLISH)VANELLOPE: Uh-huh. (WHISPERING) What did she just say?
8 c- I* ?2 k1 Y4 O" l, u! I- I TIANA: We dont know.MOANA: We cant understand her.ANNA: Shes from the other studio.VANELLOPE: Ah.(中国日报网英语点津 陈丹妮)
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